I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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