the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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