im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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