Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
