my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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