I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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