Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just found puke in my bra..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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