He uses pillows to masturbate.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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