SEEEEXXX PLEASE
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
