I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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