I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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