That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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