Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i think i just lost a toe
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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