in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She tied me up with her honor cords...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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