Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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