you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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