i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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