He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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