have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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