if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
