We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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