...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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