Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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