New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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