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I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience

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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.

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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.

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(516): View more from New York

History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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(916): View more from California

What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery

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