problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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