Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
