Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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