Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I enjoy the company of your penis
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