Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My ATM looks so different sober.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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