Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
