I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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