Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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