He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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