chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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