everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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