i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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