You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
