I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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