Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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