i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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