That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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