Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Its about making memories worth repressing
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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