god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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