My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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