I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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