well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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