If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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