My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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