ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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