well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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