Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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